badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

(via efeminist)

hotboyproblems:

“who wants the rest of my food”

(Source: hotboyproblems, via teenagerposts)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

(via teenagerposts)

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

(via nowherenearcool)